gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

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smussol:

waterlostinthesea:

groundspeed:

xanderthegreatest:

thetunasaysrawr:

This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole.

Are you fucking shitting me

I’m laughing so hard at 0:54.  GET THIS DOG A MOVIE DEAL.

This dog is making ME feel like an inferior asshole holy shit

"go pee on mommy" tho

samthemoosechester:

so the other day i was eating fish sticks and two of them fused together and they looked like a cross and i showed my mom and i was like “look it’s a crucifish.” and then proceeded to shout “HAVE YOU ACCEPTED POSEIDON AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?” “AQUA MAN IS A FALSE PROPHET!”

i have never seen someone look so disappointed in their child

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

My boyfriend just said, “I’m not comparing you to a donut, but at least you’re a mini donut.” Thanks, sweetheart.

helioscentrifuge:

foxnewsofficial:

i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and you can’t be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they’re really sad about that and that’s why i think we should all be mean to babies more often and introduce the hunger games 

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